My Rating 4.5 ★★★★ Mr. Big Prick Stars
Title: Stuck-Up Suit
Author: Vi Keeland & Penelope Ward
Genre: Contemporary Romance
POV: First Person – Dual
Publication: April 11, 2016
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“There were no coincidences in life. This journey we took, however fucked up of a turn it made, was meant to happen for us.”
This book sucked me in from the beginning, it was hilarious and I fell in love with both characters Graham and Soraya. It all started with a regular day of work where Soraya meets this cocky prick on her regular train ride to her work. Graham’s driver called in sick and he had no choice but to take the train to work. He was a busy man and didn’t realized he dropped his phone on his way out at his stop. Soraya finds it after checking him out of course; her thoughts had me in giggles. I absolutely loved her personality from the beginning.
Graham Morgan; successful business owner had his heart broken and he had been betrayed. He no longer believed in love and after his mother’s death he was done with people. He became cold and distant he didn’t care for people and just put a brick wall between his heart and never let anyone in again. Graham thought that by being successful and becoming a workaholic he would make his mother proud.
Soraya Venedetta; has never really being in love before because she never let anyone in. Her father has broken up their family and hurt her in the process she didn’t believe in love either. Therefore; she guarded her heart so deeply that way there was no way she would get hurt. That one day she find’s Graham phone changed her life though. She managed to find out where he worked and decided to take a visit and deliver his phone. He was a prick in her eyes and she wanted him to know she was honest and could give him what was his.
Their first meeting did not went well; ok they never met because Mr. Prick refused to see her so Soraya being the smart ass she was which is why I loved her; she took selfies of her body and texted to him and left his cell phone with his secretary. Graham did not see that coming he was utterly shocked and impressed with that woman he wanted to know who she was.
Graham find out who Soraya was and he pursued her by texting her. They were both from two completely different worlds but that didn’t stopped him he wanted her. She intrigued him; she made him feel things he hasn’t been able to think since his ex betrayed him. They’re relationship started friendly texting; flirting; and she didn’t let him in easy it was super hilarious how she would tease him. Soraya is defiantly my type of girl, she makes him work for her and it just made their relationship so much more interesting and intense.
“God, I need to touch you…I don’t think we are right for each other. I’m not your type…And what exactly is my type?…a snobby, rich bitch? Someone who compliments a stuck-up suit such as yourself…Well, there’s only one person I want to be all over right now, Soraya. All. Over. You.”
I laughed so much while reading this book; specially when Soraya was at work. She was an assistant to an advice columnist run in the newspaper and now website called Dear Abby but put out by a woman who is not nice. Her boss writes them back as if she is the nicest person on earth but in the contrary she is not. Soraya sometimes was given the opportunity to respond to these people writing and oh my lord i laughed and cried it was so funny; loved how she thinks. This column is also used in a wonderful way throughout the book; Mr. Prick takes advantage too and he soon realize he knows more about Soraya he knows exactly which columns she writes. I loved it so much.
There were ups and downs once Graham and Soraya where finally able to compromise with each other but I wouldn’t have wanted any other way. I enjoyed every single part of this book. My Cocky and his goat did a quick appearance at the end that had me laughing in tears just utterly unexpected and super enjoyable.