Blog Tour~Panty Whisperer~Sloane Howell


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~Liz’s Review~

~4 Panty Ripping Stars~

“I’ve unleashed the beast. It’s inside of every woman, she just doesn’t know it.”


Are you looking for a smoking hot read with one unstoppable playboy? Then look no further becausePanty Whisperer is one stop “panty dropping” explosive read! With humor, witty dialogue, and tender characters, Mr. Howell kept me entertained from the first word to the very last!


“He’s fucking gorgeous.”

Joel “Herbert” Hannover is no stranger to getting what he wants. And what he wants is women. Women in the bedroom, in his car, on his car, in a public restroom, and well … anywhere! Joel doesn’t need any help when it comes to mastering his bedroom skills. He is the master and excels in every situation. With a plethora of woman to choose from, Joel’s sexual escapades keep him very busy. But what happens when he messes with the wrong girl?


“Focus, bitch. Knock things out at the office. Forget about him. Easier said than done…”

Quinn is a sassy, hard working, loyal woman who will stop at nothing to protect her friends. A woman on a mission, she meets Joel and is immediately taken by his good looks and smooth moves. Before she allows the male “succubus” to SUCK her in, she is determined to stay true the task of teaching Joel a lesson he will never forget. With a dash of Star Wars flair, a few quirky sidekicks, ample bursts of sexual clips, some genuine “swoony” tender romance and you have one winning read!


“We’re both momentarily in another world. It’s the best kiss of my life, and I never want to let go of her.”

Told in dual POV, Panty Whisperer is a must read for contemporary romance fans who like their reads FULL STEAM AHEAD! Joel and Quinn were perfectly matched, and their quick-witted banter gave a whole new definition to the term “frenemies”. There were a few moments when I wanted to throw my kindle across the room and yet, I didn’t want to miss one single sexy second! I thoroughly enjoyed the character connections between both the main characters and the secondary characters. The pacing was quick which only added to the intensity of the read! Additionally, there were some heartfelt moments that enhanced the plot and made these characters very relatable and quite endearing.


Overall, Panty Whisperer will provide hours of fun. Originally released as several short stories, I found this stand-alone read to be highly entertaining! Sloane Howell natural writing style blended with pop culture references had me swooning and smiling the entire read. If you are looking for something fun and flirty, run to Amazon now! You will not be disappointed! Mr. Howell, when it comes to te subject of “panty whispering”, you are the JEDI MASTER!
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I love women. I’m not ashamed to admit that making a beautiful woman come is my main goal in life—one that I accomplish night after night. Women are as drawn to me as I am to them. I don’t get turned down. It’s not a brag, just a fact. At least it was a fact. Until I met Quinn—the one woman who didn’t fall for my easy charm. Now, I have to have her. She may not want to get close, may not want to admit that I turn her on and can give her a night that she’ll never forget, but she was mine the first moment I saw her. Eventually, I’ll have her beneath me, my hands in her hair, and my name on her lips. It’s what I do. I’m the Panty Whisperer.

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TOMMY IS SHAKING his head too much for comfort as I walk up to him at the bar top.

“What?” I ask.

“Nothing, man. Didn’t say a damn thing, bro.”

“Megan tell Quinn?”

He stares at me like I’m an idiot. “Herbert, I just wanna shake the ever-loving shit out of you sometimes. Quinn knew the second she walked by you and you poked your little head, yes I mean both of them, up like a turtle coming out of his shell. Megan tell Quinn? Fucking Michelangelo over here. You didn’t learn shit from Splinter, did you? Fucking honorary Foot Clan member.”

“It wasn’t like that.”

His eyes are about to pop out of his head. “Just save it, bitch. You’re making my life oh so complicated. You’re lucky you’re a hot piece of man meat.”


“Don’t!” He bugs his eyes at me again.


“I said don’t.” He talks so damn fast I can’t get out a word and his puffed out cheeks are trying not to laugh. His eyes open wider.


“You are terrible at this game, Sir. I said don’t!” He’s on the verge of an aneurysm.

“Fine. You are such a persistent prick. You know that? What the fuck is new?”

He looks away. So smart to have such an obvious tell. He’s withholding information.

“What is it?”

“Nothing.” He won’t look at me, and now I have to know.

His voice gets all high pitched. He’s nervous. “You see the new Force Awakens trailer? If Abrams doesn’t bury that goddamned Binks clown I will murder him, Herbert. I will fuck his Facebook page with the fury of 1,000 angry porn dicks, by god!”

“Tell me what you’re going to tell me.” I inch closer to him.

He shakes his head. “Didn’t work. Did it? Changing the subject. You can’t be persuaded to the dark side?”

“Tell me. I know you want to. Join me, Thomas.”

He looks away.

“Thomas, look at me.” I’m the one bugging my eyes now.

He turns back to me and cackles. “Your Jedi mind tricks won’t work on me, Sir. I am enslaved by the pussy of one Megan, much like Leia tied to the likes of a forty-ton gila monster. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.”

I crouch down in his face. “So be it, Jedi. And now young Skywalker, you will die.”

“Fine, man goddamn!”

I grin huge.

He glares back at me. “Quinn’s leaving town. She’s going to speak at some bullshit conference for their company. And it could be permanent if she does well.” He gasps like he’s been holding his breath for hours.

My heart drops into my stomach. Pain rips through my bones at his words, but I compose myself. “Good for her. I’m sure it’ll be good for her career.” I look around and want to rip the walls off this building and burn it to the ground.

“I’m sorry, man.”

“For what?”

He looks up at the bartender and orders two scotches, then tosses me a look like I’m clueless and want to copy his calculus homework. “I’m sorry.”

I give in and stare down at the ground. “It’s okay, buddy. It’s not like it’s a hundred percent sure thing she’s leaving forever, right?”

“Yeah, well. I don’t know. I wish you two would stop being idiots. Everyone can see it but the two of you.” He stares out the window.

I want to change the subject, but my thoughts are flying back and forth like a Blue Angels air show. “It’s too late, man. Yeah, I love her. But I fucked it up. Can we all please move on?”

His face tightens and his jaw clenches, grinding his teeth together.

Guilt pummels my abs with a right cross.

“You didn’t fuck it up, man. You could still have her. You’re just too much of a pussy to do anything about it.” He slams his fist on the counter, rattling all the glasses down the bar, then turns and walks toward the door.

“Dude, what the fuck? What do you care anyway? Sorry I’m not making things convenient for you and Megan.” I squeeze my glass of scotch so hard I’m worried it might break.

He pauses for a second, then turns back around and walks over to me. His hands are clenched into fists. I don’t know that either one of us has ever been in a fight, so I don’t know what the fuck to do.

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Sloane Howell lives in the Midwest United States and writes dirty stories. When not reading or writing he enjoys hanging out with his family, watching sports, playing with the dogs, traveling, and engaging his readers on social media. You can almost always catch him on Twitter posting something goofy.


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